Quotes about Mother-In Laws...

“I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her.”
~ Ken Dodd

Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.
~ Mark Twain

 I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
~ Joan Rivers  

 "Tomorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it."
~ Les Dawson

 "Difference between law and in-law is you can justify yourself before law but never before in-laws"
~Unknown

 "The mother-in-law frequently forgets that she was a daughter-in-law”
~Unknown

 “English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.”
~Brook Hays